shut up im being baby
“samurai wakes up in the present day”
this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?
Hexe, ”Witch”, by Karl Cauer 1874
This sculpture has stayed with me ever since I laid eyes on it - I absolutely LOVE the power she radiates, and yet there is an incredible sensitivity to her, as if she is protecting something.
Women have always been haunted, but they have also been feared. (Alte Nationalgalerie)